In order to maintain peaceful relations on campus, all students should avoid discussion of the following topics:
Evolution, revolution, Revelations, Elevation (the U2 tour), legalization, deglaciation, overpopulation, gender socialization, immigration, gender discrimination, economic segregation, cultural appropriation, annexation, fund allocation, prison privatization, shadow organizations…
Scientology, misogyny, petroleum geology, restoration ecology, ufology, gender psychology, gynecology, psychobiology, gender fluidity, marriage equality…
Human rights, health care, human rights in relation to health care, sexual orientation, sexual education, sexual orientation in relation to human rights, sexual orientation in relation to sexual education, abortion, contraception, abortion and contraception in relation to healthcare, abortion and contraception in relation to human rights, abortion and contraception in relation to sexual education, abortion and contraception in relation to gender discrimination…
Fundamentalism, autoeroticism, atheism, agnosticism, terrorism, eco-terrorism, social constructivism, feminism, the metric system, the justice system, the prison system, the banking system, the voting system…
Sony hacks, WikiLeaks, Daryl and Carol, Nicki and Meek…
Nicki and Drake, Nicki and Miley, Nicki and Mariah, Nicki and Iggy, Nicki and T-Swift, Nicki and Queen Bee, Nicki and Tyga, Nicki and the Catholic League, Nicki and the Anti Defamation League…
Race of any kind, including: Nascar, arms races, The Amazing Race, Race for the Cure, pod races (or any other aspect of The Phantom Menace), boat races, horse races, “RuPaul’s Drag Race,” the rat race, the social construct…
Race (the social construct) in relation to human rights; race (the social construct) in relation to information and opportunity disparity; race (the social construct) in relation to economic segregation; race (the social construct) and the justice system; privilege…
Mulder and Scully, Han and Greedo, Weezy and Baby, Dez and Romo, Hope Solo, Google logo, Australians’ guns, top buns, hot dog toppings, Bono (or his alter egos), color-changing dresses, “Scandal” spoilers, “Netflix and chilling,” ice hockey, and feelings.
