1.Drunk calling/texting your ex. We’ve all been there the next morning, dreading to check our phones.

2.Throwing up in public. This one never gets less embarrassing, sorry!

3.Mixing your liquors. Brown & White should never mix.

4.Taking that extra shot. Don’t let the people chanting your name convince you. You don’t have to do it.

5.Complaining about leaving while your friends are having fun. If you weren’t in the mood to party, you shouldn’t have gone. Let your friends have fun!

6.Spilling your alcohol. Didn’t your parents teach you not to waste?

7.Playing the wrong music. Yes, “Shake it Off” by Taylor Swift is catchy, but it is not what we want to hear at a party.

8.Drinking to look cool. You can party without drinking. But if you are going to drink, do it because you want to – not to impress people.

9.Wearing the wrong outfit. Leave your ball gown or tuxedo at home, please. P.S. – Your daisy dukes and bro tanks can stay at home too.

10.Letting your friends dance on tables… alone.

11.Letting some random person make your drinks. I HIGHLY advise against this.

12.Thinking you are tougher than you really are. It’s the liquid courage; please calm down.

13.Yelling out how drunk you are to everyone in the room. Trust me, we know.

14.Thinking that everyone is your best friend. Don’t invite them to your place for an after-party, you just met them.

15.Waking up with the inevitable hangover – we’ve all been there. Don’t worry, you’ll be fine.

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